- Keri: [Keri tells her concerns to the other cast members] This is a cursed play. I heard about a school in Iowa who did it last year and the boy playing Hansel got beheaded. On stage.
- Keri: Huh?
- Jesse Marcheson as Father, Rayline, Lanie as Stepmother: [Through their gags] HMMMPHLLLPPP! HMMMPPHLLPPPP!
- Keri: It's Ms. Browser, isn't it? She's always handing out treats and fattening us up! I have to stop her!
- [Turns away and starts to close door]
- Jesse Marcheson as Father, Rayline, Lanie as Stepmother: HMMMPPHHHLLPPP! HMMMPPHHLLPPP!
- Jesse Marcheson as Father: [Frantically retreats backstage to search for a wood prop, which is missing] Ms. Browser? Where's my wood, I can't find my wood! Wait, what are you doing?
- [Is smashed over head with wood]
- Keri: Jesse? Are you back here?
- [Turns away to leave, with the piece of wood which has been abandoned on the floor]
- The Witch: HA HA HA!
- [Evil laugh]
- Jesse Marcheson as Father: [to Keri] HHHHMMLLLPP! HHMMMLLPPP!
- Sam Morgan as Hansel: Look out, she's the Witch!
- Sam Morgan as Hansel: Hello, we're kind of trying to ACT, here!
- [Sarcastically]
- Keri: No, Sam, I mean she's really the Witch! She tied up Jesse, and Lanie and Raylene! She's planning on eating them! GET HER!
- The Witch: I'm afraid that isn't how this story goes......
- Michelle Adams as Tree: Ummmmmmm... . Who are you?
- The Witch: I'm the star of the show.
- Sam Morgan as Hansel: The Witch? I thought Ms. Browser was the Witch!
- The Witch: I'm afraid not my dearies...... just me. And see.
- [Pulls down the stage curtain using magic, and raises it back up, and the rest of the cast of the production is bound and gagged]
- Michelle Adams as Tree: HHHMMMPPLLLPPP! HMMMPPLLLPPP!
- The Witch: I couldn't just watch you amateurs butcher my play! So I thought, if they want a Witch, I'll give them a Witch!
- Jesse Marcheson as Father: [to Keri] I only agreed to be in this play because Lanie threatened to break up with me if I didn't! I don't know anything about any curses!
- Lanie as Stepmother: [to Jesse] Shut up......
- Sam Morgan as Hansel, Michelle Adams as Tree: [to Keri] HHHMMMPPLLLPPP! HHMMMPPLLLPPP!
- Keri: [to Sam and Michelle] HHHMMPPPLLLPP! HMMMPPLLPP!
- The Witch: HA HA HA HA HA!
- [makes an evil laughing sound]