Starship Troopers: Invasion (2012)

Andrew Love: Bugspray

Quotes 

• Trig : If she is in the engine room, then I'm gonna hunt her down.

  Bugspray : I'll back you up.

  Trig : No, you stay. Besides, you'll never fit through here.

  [Crawls into the air duct] 

  Bugspray : You're not gonna stop her?

  Ice Blonde : She's a big girl. She know what she's doing.

  Ratzass : Do we?

• Ratzass : [Entering into the locker room, seeing Ice Blonde naked, whispers]  Heh. Check it out.

  Ice Blonde : What's the matter? You never a saw a flanker without her armor before?

  Bugspray : Yeah. But they usually look like Ratzass.

  Ice Blonde : Ratzass?

  Ratzass : Heh. That's what they call me.

  Bugspray : Because you don't give a rat's ass about anything.

  Ice Blonde : What a surprise.

  Ratzass : Hey, you want me to show you to the shower? I could wash your back.

  Ice Blonde : [Turning to face Ratzass]  You don't wanna wash my front?

  [Pushes Ratzass up against the lockers, unimpressed] 

  Ice Blonde : Hmm.

  [Walk away] 

  Bugspray : [laughs] 

  Ratzass : Shh. Shut up.

• Bugspray : Sleeping with a gun? You must know something I don't.

  [Picks up rifle] 

  Bugspray : Morita Triple-X sniper rifle. Classic.

  [Looks at Trig] 

  Bugspray : You've got a nice smile for a psych job.

  Trig : Thanks... I think.

  Bugspray : So, up for a little training?

  Trig : I think I've had about all the target practice I can stand today.

  Bugspray : Yeah, I was thinking about something a little more strenuous.

  [Stretches out on her bed] 

  Trig : [Suspiciously]  You didn't really use the intercom, did you?

  Bugspray : Would you like to know more?

  Trig : Everyone's doing their part.

• Ratzass : It'd be too bad if a stray shot hit Jenkins.

  Bugspray : Look, I know you're pissed but don't even think shit like that. They threw Hero into the brig. You or me, Holyman or Kharon, what do you think they'd do to grunts like us? They'd shove us out of a goddamn airlock.

  Ratzass : So I gotta watch my ass?

  Bugspray : Yeah. But if you're not gonna do that, at least watch mine.

  [Trig walks past and winks] 

  Ratzass : Oh! Oh, man, fuck you!

  [Whispers] 

  Ratzass : Can't believe I'm the only one not getting laid around here.

• Carmen Ibanez : How did the cannons fire? And why target our own ship?

  Hero : Jenkins tried to warn us.

  Carmen Ibanez : Carl is alive?

  Hero : Locked himself in a bug cage.

  Carmen Ibanez : And you're just now telling me this?

  Hero : Look, captain, if you're ready for a full debriefing, I'm all for it.

  Bugspray : Hero.

  Hero : Jenkins found a queen on Fort Casey. He ordered us to capture it alive.

  Carmen Ibanez : What the...?

  Ratzass : Tell her the rest, major.

  Carmen Ibanez : Yes, major. Tell me the rest of it.

  Hero : I knew trying to take the queen would result in heavy casualties. I wasn't gonna sacrifice my men for a bug hunt.

  Carmen Ibanez : So that's why he had you arrested. But he got the queen after all. Wait a minute. How the hell can a bug control a starship?

  Hero : You're gonna have to ask Jenkins that.

• Bugspray : What the hell kind of bug is that?