Starship Troopers: Invasion (2012)

Melissa Davis: Ice Blonde

Quotes 

• Trig : If she is in the engine room, then I'm gonna hunt her down.

  Bugspray : I'll back you up.

  Trig : No, you stay. Besides, you'll never fit through here.

  [Crawls into the air duct] 

  Bugspray : You're not gonna stop her?

  Ice Blonde : She's a big girl. She know what she's doing.

  Ratzass : Do we?

• Ratzass : [Entering into the locker room, seeing Ice Blonde naked, whispers]  Heh. Check it out.

  Ice Blonde : What's the matter? You never a saw a flanker without her armor before?

  Bugspray : Yeah. But they usually look like Ratzass.

  Ice Blonde : Ratzass?

  Ratzass : Heh. That's what they call me.

  Bugspray : Because you don't give a rat's ass about anything.

  Ice Blonde : What a surprise.

  Ratzass : Hey, you want me to show you to the shower? I could wash your back.

  Ice Blonde : [Turning to face Ratzass]  You don't wanna wash my front?

  [Pushes Ratzass up against the lockers, unimpressed] 

  Ice Blonde : Hmm.

  [Walk away] 

  Bugspray : [laughs] 

  Ratzass : Shh. Shut up.

• Ratzass : [after watching Chow perform a Kata]  Hey , newb! Dance class is down the hall.

  Chow : No, it's right here. Care to dance?

  Ratzass : Heh. This ring, is for fighting.

  Chow : Humor me.

  Ratzass : What's your name?

  Chow : Chow.

  Ratzass : Well, Chow, I don't usually dance with guys, but in your case, heh, I'll make an exception.

  Mech : Who's your money on?

  Chase : Ratzass is bigger. Not much upstairs.

  Mech : Whatever, dude. Ratzass gets in one good solid hit and Chow's going down.

  Chase : Shit, if he can ever land a punch. Chow's fast, man.

  Ice Blonde : [Entering the ring, her torso covered in a towel]  Alright, fighters, to your corners.

  Ratzass : You back out now, I won't think any less of you.

  Ice Blonde : When I ring the bell, come out fighting.

  Ratzass : They're gonna miss you when you're gone.

  Chase : [as they watch the fight, Ratzass losing badly]  Good thing there's not much upstairs. Don't have to worry about brain damage.

  Mech : Hey, damage this.

  [Flips Chase off] 

  Ice Blonde : [Lifts her towel, flashing Ratzass]  Hey.

  Chase : [Watching as Ratzass knocks Chow to the ground before falling over himself]  Did you see that?

  Chow : [Weakly]  Didn't know you had it in you.

  Ratzass : [Weakly]  Flash of inspiration.

• Chase : Shit! I knew it! I just felt it. We aren't gonna see Terra anytime soon.

  Mech : Aw, you're a pessimist.

  Chase : Specialist, actually. Well, almost. Five points short on the ESP test. If one more jack had been a diamond, I wouldn't be here with you dumbasses.

  Ice Blonde : [Scoffing]  You son of a bitch! That's how you always know when I'm in the shower.

  [Standing angrily] 

  Ice Blonde : So can you tell what I'm thinking now?

  Mech : Hell, even I know what you're thinking now.

• Ratzass : I thought the good guys and the hot girls always survived in the end.

  Ice Blonde : No, not all of them.

  Mech : Here's to the dead.

  Ratzass , Ice Blonde , Mech : And to the next man to die.