Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Bullet Train (2012)

Vik Sahay: Lester Patel

Quotes 

• John Casey : [Speaking to Chuck]  Hey, Morgan was taken.

  [Sounding desperate] 

  John Casey : Jeff and Lester are my only option.

  Chuck Bartowski : Look, I know this sounds crazy, but I've worked with those guys for years. They may seem like botulism victims, but they're loyal. They can do it.

  John Casey : [Casey grunts and gets back on the phone with Lester]  Lester, now I'm gonna tell you something I never dreamed I'd be telling you, never dreamed I'd have to tell you, but the situation is extreme. This is Colonel John Casey of the National Security Agency.

  Lester Patel : That is so funny! There's a John Casey who works at the Buy More.

  John Casey : That's me, you idiot! I'm NSA. Sarah Walker, Chuck Bartowski, they're CIA.

  Lester Patel : They are so not.

  John Casey : They are so so, you colossal dope! Now, I need you, my daughter needs you, and your country needs you.

  Lester Patel : Canada?

  John Casey : [Trying to gain self-control]  Patel, listen up! You do what I tell you, I'll make you a hero.

  Lester Patel : [Lester looks solemnly at Jeffrey]  It's the call.

  John Casey : Go to my Crown Vic.

  [Lester and Jeff open the car trunk] 

  John Casey : Each of you grab a pistol. Leave the big stuff.

  [Lester and Jeff look at each other and grin] 

• Jeff Barnes : [after Lester pours sugar into the gas tank of the Flu Shot Bus]  Exactly what did you do?

  Lester Patel : Sugared their gas tank. It's an oldie, but a goodie.

  [while rubbing sugar onto his front teeth] 

  Lester Patel : Man, I haven't shugged a tank in... days. Anyway, now that they are incapacitated, in a mobile sense, we need a plan.

  Jeff Barnes : It should be keen and clever, utilizing our unique talents.

  Lester Patel : [Lester thinks for a second and then asks doubtfully]  Do we have any of those?

  Jeff Barnes : I think you are uniquely wasteful and destructive.

  Lester Patel : [Lester grins]  Let's build on that.

• John Casey : [Yelling through the earpiece just dropped by Morgan]  Morgan!

  Lester Patel : [Lester picks up earpiece and speaks into it, looking puzzled]  Hello?

  John Casey : Who the hell is this?

  Lester Patel : I might ask you the same question, little earling?

  John Casey : Lester? Lester Patel?

  Lester Patel : [Answers hesitatingly]  Maybe...

• Lester Patel : [Approaching from behind the Flu Shot Bus, dressed as a mini-Rambo, amidst a moving "O Canada" instrumentation]  You're outgunned, outmanned, out... side. And, it's a lovely day. So throw down your gun and nobody gets hurt.

  Thug : You're the one who should be worried about getting hurt.

  Lester Patel : Uh!

  [Puts his hand up in protest and points behind the thug] 

  Jeff Barnes : [Enter Jeffrey with flame-thrower amidst "O Canada" crescendo]  Behold the flame of destiny! Ha-ha!

  Lester Patel : What he said!