- John Casey: [Referring to putting on bathing suit skivvies] I can't do it, Walker. Sometimes Gertrude, she doesn't even listen to what I'm trying to tell her.
- Sarah Walker: I can sympathize.
- John Casey: Thank you.
- Sarah Walker: But you're putting on that bathing suit.
- John Casey: Like hell!
- Sarah Walker: This is a dream mission, Casey, and I'm not gonna let you screw it up. Do you know how many skimpy outfits I have had to put on for this team? Did you hear me complain when I had to put on a cat suit or seven-inch platform high-heels or a belly-dancing outfit?
- John Casey: [Casey looks at Sarah puzzled] Belly-dancing?
- Sarah Walker: Okay, that was private. Look, just put on the banana hammock and stop whining!
- John Casey: You okay, Walker? You seem a little emotional these days.
- Sarah Walker: Shut up.
- Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: [Devon spoofing as a spy] I'm making the drop now.
- Jeff Barnes: [while "spying" on Devon with Lester] I have my eyes on the drop spot.
- Lester Patel: [Dressed as a woman with long hair, blouse, skirt, purse, and high heels] Ten-four. Let's go.
- [Lester slow-motion runs to the drop spot, meeting Jeffrey there]
- Lester Patel: Okay, it's oddly comfortable running in heels.
- [after checking the drop]
- Lester Patel: Perfect. Come on.
- [as Jeff and Lester walk away]
- Lester Patel: Just so you know, I'm keeping these shoes.
- [Lester loops his arm into Jeff's while Jeff's hand slowly makes its way to Lester's backside]
- Lester Patel: Easy, calm down, Jeffrey.