Modern Family (TV Series)

Egg Drop (2012)

Julie Bowen: Claire Dunphy

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• Alex Dunphy : I shouldn't even be giving you this hint, but... first, get a mirror.

  Claire Dunphy : A mirror?

  Alex Dunphy : Then you're gonna look in it, and you're gonna see a crazy woman. She needs your help.

  [Walks away] 

  Claire Dunphy : You know, *I* made the egg that made *you*, that made that project, so in a lot of ways, that design is already mine!

• Claire Dunphy : You know, this is your fault.

  Jay Pritchett : What?

  Claire Dunphy : The way we compete with each other, it's-it's sick. It's so sick, two thirteen year olds know how to take advantage of us. And you know what? You made me this way.

  Jay Pritchett : How do you figure that?

  Claire Dunphy : Dad! You pushed me into sports; you never let me win. You know, that stuff - it does something to a girl.

  Jay Pritchett : For your information, you came out of the womb like that. I'm not entirely sure that wasn't a twin in there you bumped off.