Modern Family (TV Series)

Egg Drop (2012)

Jesse Tyler Ferguson: Mitchell Pritchett

Quotes 

• Mitchell Pritchett : We're meeting with prospective mothers.

  Cameron Tucker : We've had a few of these meetings, and they're very nerve-racking. You want to look good, you want to make a good first impression - kind of like a first date.

  Mitchell Pritchett : Actually, it's-it's the opposite of a first date. You don't wanna have sex, but you do want a baby.

• Cameron Tucker : Yes, she was upset, but on a positive note, what I take from this experience is, I can sing.

  Mitchell Pritchett : Uh, what we didn't take away from the experience is a baby, because she decided to keep it.

• Mitchell Pritchett : Claire is the son that my dad never had. I mean, he just wanted someone to throw a ball in the backyard. I did once, but... he did not attend.