Peep Show (TV Series)

The Love Bunker (2012)

Matt King: Super Hans

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Quotes 

• Trish : [Whilst among a group of Dobby's friends playing a music quiz in which one person gives vague descriptions of bands/solo artists without using their actual name and the other person must guess the name of the band/solo artist in each description. The person describing the band/solo artist must also not use the actual names of any other bands/solo artists in their description]  Right, Jez and Hans... go!

  Super Hans : Er, widely regarded to have nicked our sound?

  Jeremy Usborne : The Chemical Brothers.

  Super Hans : Correct. Eh, bullshitters turning wank into cash?

  Jeremy Usborne : Flaming Lips?

  Super Hans : Correct. Oh, arsehole?

  Jeremy Usborne : LCD Soundsystem.

  Super Hans : Fakers?

  Jeremy Usborne : Pavement.

  Super Hans : Yep. Uh, oh, we thought we had her number and you got a bit overexcited, but uh, it turned out to be a not very funny joke?

  Jeremy Usborne : Lily Allen.

  Super Hans : Correct.

  [someone laughs off screen] 

  Super Hans : Phoneys?

  Jeremy Usborne : Foo Fighters.

  Super Hans : Yeah. Uh, oh, demanded the Ramsgate blowjob?

  Jeremy Usborne : Mumford & Sons?

  Super Hans : Mmm.

  Trish : That's your lot!

  Super Hans : Oh.

  Jeremy Usborne : [voiceover]  I'm so good at this, but I bet not one person here is gonna give me a blowjob.

  [shakes his head in disappointment] 

• Mark Corrigan : [whilst playing paintball, after entering a bunker to hide in]  Wonder if Simon and found a bunker. Wonder if he's in there with Dobby.

  [sighs] 

  Mark Corrigan : Oh God.

  Super Hans : Probably. War makes people horny. Yalta, Yalta was hardcore, Stalin and Roosevelt sandwich, Churchill sat on the side wanking. Yeah?