Peep Show (TV Series)

The William Morris Years (2015)

Paterson Joseph: Alan Johnson

Quotes 

• Alan Johnson : Hey, hey, hey, Marco. How you going, good buddy?

  Mark Corrigan : Yeah, great actually old pal.

  Alan Johnson : Oh really? Cause I thought you might be feeling like a guy who's just walked into a high-class restaurant with a sausage dog on the end of his dick.

  Mark Corrigan : Uh, no?

  Alan Johnson : I got something up on my visual display unit this morning, Mark. I thought it was a high-definition photo of some dog shit. Then I took a closer look, and I realised it was actually your sales record.

  Mark Corrigan : Oh, right.

  Alan Johnson : I pulled strings to get you in, Mark. If you look like a sausage dog fucker, then I look like a sausage dog fucker. Do you get me?

  Mark Corrigan : [voiceover]  Got to get my dick out of the dog.