X-Men '97 (TV Series)

To Me, My X-Men (2024)

Cal Dodd: Wolverine

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Quotes 

• Wolverine : What Gyrich did was pretty horrible. But wanna know the worst part about the Professor being gone?

  [short pause as Wolverine stares at Cyclops] 

  Wolverine : You.

• Wolverine : Jean may dig the Boy Scout routine, Summers, but I don't much go in for bein' bossed around.

  Cyclops : Cry me a river, Wolverine.

• Magneto : [Jubilee is running Roberto through a simulation of Magneto in the Danger Room]  Hear me! Humanity's days are over! We are nature's favored children. A new age begins as we build a bright mutant future upon...

  Roberto Da Costa : Video games are for nerds!

  Jubilee : Oh, it's no game, buddy. It's the Danger Room. It's where we train. That's Magneto, the Professor's ex-bestie. They had, uh, different takes on human-mutant co-existence. So, what can you do? Fly? Teleport? Shoot gold balls from your body? That'd be weird.

  Roberto Da Costa : But, like, he's not even real.

  Magneto : You would turn your back on your own?

  [the simulation Magneto hurls an I-beam at Roberto, who narrowly dodges it] 

  Jubilee : Better show me those powers, tough guy.

  Roberto Da Costa : Seriously, girl, get a life!

  [Wolverine tackles Roberto to the ground from behind, then extends two of his right-hand claws on either side of Roberto's head] 

  Wolverine : Show the lady some respect.

  Roberto Da Costa : Oh, so scary, Jubilee. Can we stop now?

  Wolverine : Computer, end program.

  [the simulation ends. Roberto is shocked to learn Wolverine is real. Wolverine then extends his left-hand claws in front of Roberto's face, to the youth's horror] 

  Wolverine : Scary enough for you, bub?

• Storm : There will be no dismembering, Wolverine.

  Wolverine : Dismembering? Nah. Weight loss.