- Athos: You want my advice? Pay the taxes.
- Philippe Mignon: [about François Villain] But he is a tyrant!
- Athos: Pay the taxes!
- Philippe Mignon: He thinks Clair de Lune is a girl!
- Athos: That is different! We'll fight!
- Athos: [upon meeting Bullwinkle] Aramis. You are Aramis, aren't you?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yes, I "Are a Moose."
- Athos: What are we doing here, Porthos?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: François Villain is the only one who can tell us where the king is hidden.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yeah, but suppose François isn't Villain to tell us?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: That's pretty bad, Bullwinkle.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: It's those Limburger Lilies. I'm not irresponsible for anything I say.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Hokey smoke! Something smells awful.
- Athos: Those are Limburger Lilies. The natural flower of Applesauce-Lorraine.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: They don't smell very natural to me.