- Ray Zancanelli: Wait til you hear how she escaped. Go ahead, tell 'em Jules.
- Julianne Simms: Why me?
- Ray Zancanelli: Because it grosses me out.
- Julianne Simms: [Hesitantly] Okay. Um, Emmy, attacked a volunteer teacher in prison and then used her arraignment as an opportunity, to escape.
- Ray Zancanelli: And according to her cellie, she ordered thirty packs of pistachios, that's at least a pound.
- Shea Daniels: I'd eat a pound of pistachios.
- Ray Zancanelli: All at once? 'Cause that's what she did thirty minutes before she went in the van. The thing is, according to her medical jacket she's mildly allergic to pistachios.
- Lloyd Lowery: Oh my goodness.
- Ray Zancanelli: You know what that means?
- [Lloyd nods]
- Ray Zancanelli: Then you can tell everyone else what happened.
- Lloyd Lowery: Pistachios are a natural laxative, especially if you're allergic to them. So, if she ate that many within thirty minutes she would need to take a potty break, and I'm talking an emergency potty break. Okay, no I'm talking evacuate the villagers 'cause we have a Chilean mudslide.