King Arthur and the Knights of Justice (TV Series)

Even Knights... Have to Eat (1992)

Garry Chalk: Lord Viper, Sir Phil, Sir Brick, Warlord Bash

Quotes 

• Sir Phil : [laughs after Spike crashes into Axe]  You two make a lovely couple.

• Lord Viper : This is your end.

  Arthur King : Wrong, Viper. It's only the beginning.

• Sir Phil : I could eat a bull with the horns still on.

• Lord Viper : You should have sacrificed your knight, so *you* might live.

  Arthur King : This is life, Viper. Not a game of chess.

  Lord Viper : Chess, life; either way, you lose. Check.

  [knocks him from the saddle as he rides by so Atthur's held at swordpoint multiple times; laughing as he rides back] 

  Lord Viper : And now, checkmate.

  [the Warlords abruptly fall into the ground with yells] 

  Lord Viper : What's happening?

  Arthur King : Not all the pieces on *this* board can be seen.

• Orin : Let's get them!

  Sir Phil : Aw, the only thing you're gettin' is home.