- Carlos Garcia: Now, the pool in front of you represents radioactive plasmatic waste. The first one of you two to swim through it and save me from the zombies that are trying to eat my flesh wins.
- James Diamond: I'm immune to plasmatic waste.
- Reginald Bitters: You're goin' down, snack food.
- Katie Knight: You know you can't run from your problems.
- Kendall Knight: They also don't go away on their own or get fixed with love science; so, I'm not sure how to solve it.
- Katie Knight: You walk.
- Kendall Knight: Whadda you mean... "walk?"
- Katie Knight: Clears the head.
- Kendall Knight: Yeah, but my head won't tell me what to do.
- Katie Knight: Of course not, but your heart will lead you where you need to go. It always does.
- Buddha Bob: Actually, Norwegian scientists theorize that with the rise of dirt toxins and global zooming, there's a 79% chance of a zombie apocalypse occurring in the next seventeen fermaherbits.
- Reginald Bitters: How long is that?
- Buddha Bob: Uh, I think it's, like, soon.