Chris Farley as Shrek (2013)

Chris Farley: Shrek

Quotes 

• Donkey : Oh, this is another one of those "onion" things.

  Shrek : No, this is one of those "drop it and leave me alone" things.

  Donkey : Well, why don't you want to talk about it?

  Shrek : Why do you want to talk about it?

  Donkey : Why are you answering the question with a question?

  Shrek : Why are you asking questions I don't want to answer?

  Donkey : Why are you blocking?

  Shrek : I'm not blocking.

  Donkey : Then why do you have problems expressing your wants?

  Shrek : I don't. "I want you to shut up". See? No problem.

• Donkey : Man, nothing like a fire and a noble romantic mission to warm the cockles of your heart.

  Shrek : Eh. I like my cockles room temperature, thank you very much.