Modern Family (TV Series)
Me? Jealous? (2012)
Sarah Hyland: Haley Dunphy
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Quotes
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Claire Dunphy : Recently, Haley got a little creative on one of her college applications and listed herself as a 'Big Sister'.
Haley Dunphy : Technically, I *am* a big sister.
Phil Dunphy : She capitalized the 'B' and the 'S'.
Claire Dunphy : Which makes sense, 'cause it was.
Phil Dunphy : So Claire and I suggested ...
Haley Dunphy : Forced.
Phil Dunphy : - that she volunteer for the organization. We couldn't be prouder.
Claire Dunphy : We could. A little bit.
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Haley Dunphy : I'm sorry, were you trying to read?
Alex Dunphy : You're the one who tries to read.
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Alex Dunphy : What are you doing?
Haley Dunphy : Helping my Little Sister with her homework.
Alex Dunphy : That seems... mean.
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Luke Dunphy : [When Haley and Alex are screaming at each other] Enough! Enough! I am so sick of you two fighting all the time! You're a bad big sister, and you're a bad little sister! And you're both bad big sisters to me! Be normaler.
[goes back to his room]
Haley Dunphy : Wow.
Alex Dunphy : I've never seen him like that.
Haley Dunphy : Well, we do kind of neglect him. And if you think about it, he is kind of *our* little sister.
Alex Dunphy : Remember how we used to dress him up?
Haley Dunphy : I miss her.
Luke Dunphy : I hear you, and I don't like where this is going!
Haley Dunphy : You get the lipstick, I'll get the bra and tennis balls.
Alex Dunphy : [singsong] Betty Luke!
Luke Dunphy : I will burn this house down!