Modern Family (TV Series)

Me? Jealous? (2012)

Ariel Winter: Alex Dunphy

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Quotes 

• Haley Dunphy : I'm sorry, were you trying to read?

  Alex Dunphy : You're the one who tries to read.

• Alex Dunphy : So you're just kissing up to this guy for his money?

  Phil Dunphy : Not just, I really like him. He travels the world doing charity work, rock climbs, flies planes...

  Luke Dunphy : How does he have time to do all that?

  Phil Dunphy : Got divorced, and his whole life opened up. Guy's living the dream.

  [Claire gives him a look] 

  Phil Dunphy : His dream. Not my dream. I'm living my dream. You're my dream.

  Claire Dunphy : You can stop.

• Alex Dunphy : What are you doing?

  Haley Dunphy : Helping my Little Sister with her homework.

  Alex Dunphy : That seems... mean.

• Luke Dunphy : [When Haley and Alex are screaming at each other]  Enough! Enough! I am so sick of you two fighting all the time! You're a bad big sister, and you're a bad little sister! And you're both bad big sisters to me! Be normaler.

  [goes back to his room] 

  Haley Dunphy : Wow.

  Alex Dunphy : I've never seen him like that.

  Haley Dunphy : Well, we do kind of neglect him. And if you think about it, he is kind of *our* little sister.

  Alex Dunphy : Remember how we used to dress him up?

  Haley Dunphy : I miss her.

  Luke Dunphy : I hear you, and I don't like where this is going!

  Haley Dunphy : You get the lipstick, I'll get the bra and tennis balls.

  Alex Dunphy : [singsong]  Betty Luke!

  Luke Dunphy : I will burn this house down!