Community (TV Series)
Basic Lupine Urology (2012)
Yvette Nicole Brown: Shirley Bennett
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Quotes
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Star-Burns : You got nothing on me! And I don't have to stay here, 'cause you're not cops!
Shirley Bennett : He's right. You're not cops.
Abed Nadir : I'd say our hands are tied, but we basically have no hands.
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Shirley Bennett : You guys go to the lab, see if they figured out how our yam met its masher.
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Shirley Bennett : Britta, zoom in there. There's a clock on the wall.
Abed Nadir : Eight plus two times five...
Troy Barnes : Ten after 8:00.
Abed Nadir : I'm gifted in other ways.
Troy Barnes : That jibes with everyone else we talked to. It seems like the classroom door gets locked at 8:00.
Abed Nadir : Which means whoever did the crime...
Troy Barnes : Got in there before the doors were locked and stayed there for hours.
Abed Nadir : I was gonna say, "Had a key."
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Troy Barnes : Abed?
Abed Nadir : Yeah?
Troy Barnes : Why don't we have bunk bed conversations?
Abed Nadir : I don't know. We're best friends, we share a bunk bed. Seems like we should be having them all the time. You start.
Troy Barnes : Okay. Why do you think they call them "bunk beds"? Where's the word "bunk" come from?
Abed Nadir : I don't know. I think it comes from the word "bunker."
Shirley Bennett : So when is your apartment done being fumigated?
Troy Barnes : Oh, it was done about a week ago.
Shirley Bennett : Then why are you still here?
Dean Pelton : I brought you some warm milk.
Shirley Bennett : Oh.
Dean Pelton : There you go.
Troy Barnes : [quietly] Yeah!
Dean Pelton : [singing] Troy and Abed, off to Dreamland / catching the train to Sleepytown / and when they wake up / the Dean'll be here / staring at you. Sweet deans.
[giggles]
Shirley Bennett : That's nice... I guess.