In the year 2083, our whole planet felt terrorized when they read "Earth, you are NEXT!!!" on the defaced moon. The lunar graffiti was accompanied by a doodle which, to untrained eyes, was just a REALLY bad drawing of a skull -- or a mutant avocado maybe? But to our planetary government (and garbage collection powerhouse) the World Treaty for Freedom, or WTF for short, it's clearly a death threat from the earth's last dictator: Nicholas Voorhees; awesome inventor, terrible artist - banished to a distant WTF landfill planet years ago. To stop Voorhees, earth sent a team of its most talented WTF military heroes: The BS Team - and among them was you: Private Elliott Salazar. A young, smart, cartoon-obsessed facility technician - or as the rest of the crew has named you, their "toon-head janitor". But don't worry about it, they died after a burrito-related explosion halfway there anyway. Now the Captain by default, you have no option but continuing the mission alone -- and become not the hero we needed, but the one we are stuck with: Captain ToonHead.
—Teravision Games