The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Vacation Solution (2012)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

Quotes 

• Penny : [after Howard says he won't sign a pre-nup]  Alright Howard Wolowitz, listen up. You sign anything she puts in front of you because you are the luckiest man alive. If you let her go there is no way you can find anyone else. Speaking on behalf of all women, it is not going to happen, we had a meeting.

• Penny : I'm so glad you talked Howard out of having your wedding invitations in Klingon.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Turn it over. I'm hoping my relatives think it's Hebrew.

• Penny : [to Sheldon and Howard at the bar]  What are you guys doing here?

  Howard Wolowitz : We're grown men. We drink at bars.

  Penny : No, and no.

• Penny : I'm a believer in breaking bad news to a guy when you're in bed. That's how I told my high school boyfriend I slept with his brother. That's how I told his brother the same thing.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : I don't know. I don't wanna manipulate him with sex.

  Penny : Oh, sweetie, that's what sex is for.

• Penny : If I tell you something, you promise not to tell anybody?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Doesn't matter what I say, you're gonna tell me anyway.

  Penny : Wha...? That is not true. Bernadette wants a prenup.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Wow. That's rough.

  Penny : If I became a famous movie star and we got married, you wouldn't sign a prenup?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Heh, absolutely not. If I'm gonna be at home with the kids while you're on location cheating on me with Ryan Gosling, then Leonard gots to get paid.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Is that your laundry? You only have, like, six things in there.

  Penny : Yeah. I didn't have any quarters, so I've been sneaking stuff into other people's loads all day.