Lewis Lovhaug: Linkara, Boffo the Clown

Quotes 

• Captain Tax Time : It's time...

  Linkara : [as Captain Tax Time]  Screw Canada, I'm going to invade Molossia!

• Narrator : Physicists say the universe began with a bang and T.S. Eliot said it ends with a whimper.

  Linkara : "Southland Tales" said that it ends with a bang and would not shut up about it.

  Narrator : But in our hero's case, it began with a whimper, millions of whimpers, from the overtaxed middle and low income earners. Our hero, like other heroes, is a product of the times; he arose because he was needed.

  Linkara : The middle and low income earners said they needed a hero. They were holding out for a hero until the end of the night. He had to be strong and he had to be fast, and he had to be fresh from the fight.