- Captain Tax Time: It's time...
- Linkara: [as Captain Tax Time] Screw Canada, I'm going to invade Molossia!
- Narrator: Physicists say the universe began with a bang and T.S. Eliot said it ends with a whimper.
- Linkara: "Southland Tales" said that it ends with a bang and would not shut up about it.
- Narrator: But in our hero's case, it began with a whimper, millions of whimpers, from the overtaxed middle and low income earners. Our hero, like other heroes, is a product of the times; he arose because he was needed.
- Linkara: The middle and low income earners said they needed a hero. They were holding out for a hero until the end of the night. He had to be strong and he had to be fast, and he had to be fresh from the fight.