- D.L. Hughley: Donald Trump wanted to host the Republican debates. Donald Trump hosting a debate is like Flavor Flav hosting a spelling bee.
- D.L. Hughley: We have a warped perception. Do you realize you can't buy a rap album at Wal-Mart that mentions guns in the lyrics, but you can actually buy a fucking gun? Do you have the new Jay-Z? We would never carry that, we're a family store. What about an Uzi? Aisle three. Take one get one free, just today.