Modern Family (TV Series)

Virgin Territory (2012)

Eric Stonestreet: Cameron Tucker

Quotes 

• Cameron Tucker : I knew for a fact Claire never returned my Tupperware. I just needed a few minutes alone to find it. And when I did, I'd never have to hear them snicker again. "Oh, silly Cam", or "forgetful Cam", because revenge is a dish best served cold. And even better, two days later out of a 24-ounce, microwave-friendly, burp-seal Pak-N-Stor.

• Cameron Tucker : I thought you were going to see your friend Miranda?

  Luke Dunphy : [Points at Manny]  This one chickened out. For someone who says he likes girls so much, he sure is afraid of them.

  Manny Delgado : It's a dance, Luke.

  Luke Dunphy : Chicken dance.