- Alex Dunphy: Hey Dad? I know I'm way too old for this, but do you think I could get this doll? Her name's Genevieve, and she's developing a vaccine for...
- Phil Dunphy: [Hugging Alex] Yes, you can get the doll. You can get as many dolls as you want.
- Alex Dunphy: It's $200.
- Phil Dunphy: Or one is fine.
- Phil Dunphy: We're gonna have to settle this dispute in court - the Food Court. The honorable Judge Cinnabon presiding.
- Haley Dunphy: The food court? That place smells like the inside of Luke's bicycle helmet.
- Alex Dunphy: I like the food court.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Me too.
- Phil Dunphy: Don't worry, girls. We won't deprive ourselves just 'cause of Haley's aversion to food...
- Alex Dunphy: [laughs, then stops herself] Oh. Oh, Haley's aversion. I thought you said... never mind.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Oh, it's a My Sweet Companion doll. They all have these elaborate backstories - Beatrice works with blind dolphins and models.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: There are blind models? That is so sad. They cannot see how pretty they are.
- Cameron Tucker: I knew for a fact Claire never returned my Tupperware. I just needed a few minutes alone to find it. And when I did, I'd never have to hear them snicker again. "Oh, silly Cam", or "forgetful Cam", because revenge is a dish best served cold. And even better, two days later out of a 24-ounce, microwave-friendly, burp-seal Pak-N-Stor.
- Manny Delgado: You cant expect me to focus when Miranda Cornell lives right down your street. She's like a dream wrapped in a wish poured into jeggings.
- Cameron Tucker: I thought you were going to see your friend Miranda?
- Luke Dunphy: [Points at Manny] This one chickened out. For someone who says he likes girls so much, he sure is afraid of them.
- Manny Delgado: It's a dance, Luke.
- Luke Dunphy: Chicken dance.