- Carl Montclaire: I can't have that happen. Porter, we have to do something.
- Porter Jackson: I know. We need a great plan.
- Carl Montclaire: Well, what if we...?
- Porter Jackson: That won't work.
- [Jane shakes her head, beaten]
- Carl Montclaire: Well, we could...
- Porter Jackson: I already tried that four centuries ago.
- [Jane rolls her eyes]
- Carl Montclaire: What happens if we...?
- Porter Jackson: That's illegal!
- [Jane makes a low sound of impatience]
- Carl Montclaire: Have you even considered...?
- Porter Jackson: No, I hadn't! You know what, I think you're onto something!
- [Jane smiles broadly]
- Carl Montclaire: Yeah, get Agent 45 back. Jane, this is what we're gonna do...
- Melissa: [to Alex] Guess what I heard from Brittany. The sloppy joes in the cafeteria are made out of sodas. Pass it on.
- [she leaves. Alex stops the next guy passing him]
- Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez: Guess what I just heard! Brittany's sloppy Uncle Joe's been living in the cafeteria since august!