- The ISIS staff is called by ISA to stop the international space station from being taken over by space pirates. During training, Cyril proves to be a more than adequate pilot, a skill which will prove valuable when they return. While on the mission, Malory attempts to make drinks in low gravity, Cyril one again shows he has no concept of what "suppressing fire" is and Lana has an unusually weak stomach.—halo1k
- Archer thinks all space exploration is a boondoggle. But, money is no object when ISIS is invited on a space mission by virile astronaut, Commander Tony Drake. Malory is over the moon to accept, even if it involves terra-forming. Drake is worried a mutiny is raging on International Space Agency (ISA) Space Station "Horizon." Archer, Lana, Cyril and Ray are given very accelerated astronaut training on the KC-135 "Vomit Comet" (Lana SO "doesn't like") and they try to acclimate to zero gravity. The ISIS-nauts are going with Drake on the "Intrepid" to save his crew and stop the mutiny. The Horizon may have artificial gravity, but it does not have a cantina! Malory makes do with NASA orange drink and isopropyl alcohol... but why is Malory, who never trained a single day, even on board? Archer thinks Drake wants to induct his mother into the Million Miles High Club. Drake demonstrates the M-41 Mark Two plasma pulse rifle; it has a concussion grenade launcher and goes from 'kill' to 'stun.' Archer tests the rifle; Cyril gets a taste of ion pulse...and that is only 'stun.' Cyril is already PO'ed at Archer for bogarting the space simulator during training. And then, Archer rode him agog through Lana's emissions in zero gravity. Archer seems to rub Drake the wrong way, as well; Archer acted like himself as the group hurled through the zone of danger known as space. When unauthorized stowaways are discovered inflight and Archer is implicated, he learns just what it is to be in the "Danger Zone." Will the Vomit Comet be a day at the beach in comparison to ISIS landing on "Horizon"? And, whose ass, exactly, is contemplated in the context of MOAB?—LA-Lawyer
- ISIS is hired to stop a mutiny on a space station
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