Once again proving his hack status, Axel Braun perpetrated this embarrassingly bad porn parody, worthy of a "worst" nomination in many categories. He's made scores of these junkers, earning him a barrel full of fake awards.
Casting is p*ss-poor throughout, beginning with pre-tattooing Helly Mae Hellfire as the Mother Monster, introduced dancing in a music video shoot resembling a stripper auditioning to do back-up moves. Her brief lip-sync is pathetic.
Other casting seems random rather than finding the Best (or even vaguely acceptable performer) for the role. Aubrey Addams bears no resemblance to Madonna, looking younger than Ms. Ciccone did even at the beginning of her career. She was probably chosen for her deep-throat ability exercised on Marco Banderas. Similarly, in a NonSex cameo superstar Raylene playing Sarah Palin looks like Raylene wearing glasses.
Worst miscasting is Scott Lyons as Larry King, with a bad wig and worst special makeup effects I've seen outside of a grade-Z horror flick. Their sex scene at a tv studio after an interview has the chintziiest set outside of a home movie.
Add in a random actress as Beyonce for cliched lesbian sex in a jail cell (music video set) with Gaga.
Worst scene of the blessedly brief feature is Ron Jeremy in one of his obligatory but annoying castings, humping Gaga in a bathroom stall ending with a faked (spunk dribbling from her mouth) money shot.
Worthy of time-capsule preservation as an example of how low porn stooped when the parody craze peaked a decade ago.
Casting is p*ss-poor throughout, beginning with pre-tattooing Helly Mae Hellfire as the Mother Monster, introduced dancing in a music video shoot resembling a stripper auditioning to do back-up moves. Her brief lip-sync is pathetic.
Other casting seems random rather than finding the Best (or even vaguely acceptable performer) for the role. Aubrey Addams bears no resemblance to Madonna, looking younger than Ms. Ciccone did even at the beginning of her career. She was probably chosen for her deep-throat ability exercised on Marco Banderas. Similarly, in a NonSex cameo superstar Raylene playing Sarah Palin looks like Raylene wearing glasses.
Worst miscasting is Scott Lyons as Larry King, with a bad wig and worst special makeup effects I've seen outside of a grade-Z horror flick. Their sex scene at a tv studio after an interview has the chintziiest set outside of a home movie.
Add in a random actress as Beyonce for cliched lesbian sex in a jail cell (music video set) with Gaga.
Worst scene of the blessedly brief feature is Ron Jeremy in one of his obligatory but annoying castings, humping Gaga in a bathroom stall ending with a faked (spunk dribbling from her mouth) money shot.
Worthy of time-capsule preservation as an example of how low porn stooped when the parody craze peaked a decade ago.