An American Werewolf in London XXX Porn Parody (2012 Video)
Dane Cross: Jack Goodman
Quotes
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Jack Goodman : Isn't this a little dangerous?
The Barmaid : No, he's drinking and once he starts talking he'll never stop, now give me that American cock!
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David Kessler : Hey, Let's see if this place is open.
Jack Goodman : Open?
David Kessler : Yeah.
Jack Goodman : I guess it's a pub.
David Kessler : OK Let's go inside for some grub and some rest.
Jack Goodman : Seriously?
Jack Goodman : Th-The Slaughtered Lamb?
David Kessler : Yeah, It's colorful.
Jack Goodman : Colorful? Where's the lamb? It-it's a cut off Wolves head.
David Kessler : I dunno, maybe it's inside getting cold.
Jack Goodman : Seriously? This place is REALLY creepy. I highly doubt...
David Kessler : Well, You know, we don't have very many choices here, so...
Jack Goodman : Fine, whatever, Just remember David, Whatever happens is...
David Kessler , Jack Goodman : *In unison with Jack* Whatever happens is your fault. *In unison with David* Whatever happens is my fault.
David Kessler : Yup.
Jack Goodman : Not mine.
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David Kessler : Nice work... fucking their daughter... we were their 5 minutes.
Jack Goodman : I came here to get laid... and she said we weren't even supposed to come in.