Frozen (I) (2013)

Lewis Cleale: Cliff

Quotes 

• Bulda : Let me see: bright eyes, working nose, strong teeth! Yes, yes! She'll do nicely for our Kristoff!

  Anna : Wait, um... no.

  Kristoff : You've got the wrong idea; no, that's not why I brought her here.

  Anna : Right, we're not - I mean, I'm not...

  Bulda : What's the issue, dear? Why are you holding back from such a man?

  Bulda : ["Fixer Upper" begins]  Is it the clumpy way he walks?

  Kristoff : What?

  Cliff : Or the grumpy way he talks?

  Girl Troll : Or the pear-shaped, square shaped weirdness of his feet?

  Kristoff : Hey!

  Troll : And though we know he washes well, he always ends up sort of smelly,

  Bulda : But you'll never meet a fella, who's as...

  Bulda , Cliff : [sung together]  Sensitive and sweet...

  Anna : [interrupting]  That's nice, but...

  Bulda , Cliff : So he's a bit of a fixer upper, so he's got a few flaws,

  Kristoff : [rolling on a rock troll]  Whoa, whoa, whoa!

  Troll : Like his peculiar brain, deer

  Singing Troll : His thing with the reindeer,

  Singing Troll , Troll : That's a little outside of nature's laws...

  Kristoff : This is not about me!

  Bulda , Singing Troll , Troll : So he's a bit of a fixer upper, but this we're certain of: / You can fix this fixer upper up, with a little bit of love!

  Kristoff : Can we please stop talking about this? We've got a real, actual problem here!

  Bulda : I'll say! So tell me, dear:

  Bulda : [song resumes]  Is it the way that he runs scared,

  Troll : Or that he's socially impaired,

  Girl Troll : Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?

  Anna : [interrupting]  I did not need to know that.

• Cliff : [isnging "Fixer Upper"]  Are you holding back your fondness / Due to his unmanly blondness?

  Female troll chorus : Or the way that he covers up that he's the honest goods?

  Troll chorus : He's just a bit of a fixer upper, he's got a couple of bugs,

  Kristoff : No, I don't!

  Troll chorus : His isolation is confirmation / of his desperation for healing hugs / So he's a bit of a fixer upper, but we know what to do, /

  Anna : Aww...

  [the trolls toss lassos around Kristoff and Anna] 

  Troll chorus : The way to fix up this fixer upper / Is to fix him up with you

  Kristoff : [the trolls pull on the lassos; Anna and Kristoff spin off to the sides of the valley]  Whoa-ohh! Stop it, stop it, stop it! Enough! She is engaged to someone else, okay?