- Mayor Janet Nettles: Why did you bring me on a stakeout?
- Sheriff Stone: Mayor, ride-alongs are good publicity. It's in the sheriff handbook.
- Mayor Janet Nettles: Oh is it? Well what about the music and the candles? Is that standard stakeout protocol?
- Sheriff Stone: Yes, yes it is. You've got a lot to learn about stakeouts, lady.
- Mayor Janet Nettles: Well, maybe you should teach me then, Bronson Stone.
- Sheriff Stone: Well, maybe I will, Sharon Nettles.
- [Mayor groans]
- Sheriff Stone: Your first name isn't Sharon, is it?
- Mayor Janet Nettles: Janet.
- Daphne Blake: [the gang find Sheriff Stone and Mayor Nettles on a date in a patrol car] Sheriff Stone? Mayor Nettles? What are you doing here?
- Sheriff Stone: Having a stake-out.
- Velma Dinkley: [dryly] In a patrol car?
- Sheriff Stone: Yes, now move along! Nothing to see here!