The Middle (TV Series)

Last Whiff of Summer: Part 2 (2012)

Charlie McDermott: Axl Heck

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• Mike Heck : So you're not their favorite parent. You're a solid second place.

  Axl Heck : Eh.

  Frankie Heck : "Eh"?

  Axl Heck : Mrs. Donahue sends Sean with extra cookies for my lunch.

• Axl Heck : Uh, how many times have you taken 11th grade English? Because I've taken it twice now, so I think I know a little bit more than you.

• Axl Heck : I can't believe this. I finally finish my last English paper while we're pumping gas, and, instead of taking me out or buying me a reward, I'm stuck chauffeuring a tomato to a loser fest.

• Brick Heck : [after tomato's demise]  This worked out just the way you wanted, didn't it, Axl? You saw that he was a champion, and you couldn't take that somebody else was gonna get the glory. You are a small, small, petty man.

  Axl Heck : God, Brick, it was an accident! What about my car?

  Brick Heck : Who drives a car into a demolition derby by mistake?

  Axl Heck : At least I placed fourth. If it wasn't for Sergeant Smashup, I would've medaled.