The Wedding Rule (2023 TV Movie)

Dave Rose: Marvin

Quotes 

• Marvin : Oh, good. You're both here. I'm Marvin.

  Gemma : Hi. Gemma.

  Marvin : Nice to meet you.

  Max : Max.

  Marvin : Max. I hope you weren't waiting too long. My assistant is off today. Are you together?

  Gemma : Us? Like together... Like together-together? No. No, I haven't seen him in years, like since high school. And like he had a girlfriend, and then we both went off to college, and the timing really like never worked.

  Max : I think he was just looking for like a yes or no.

  Gemma : Yeah. No, we're not together.

  Marvin : Well, I'm glad we cleared that up. It's too bad, though. Would have made things a lot easier. Let's go into my office.

  Gemma : At the same time?

  Marvin : Yes, both of you. Together. Even though I know you're not together-together. Follow me.

• Marvin : Rosa has left you both her restaurant.

  Max : What?

  Gemma : What?

  Max : I'm sorry, but like how is that even possible?

  Gemma : We can't just go into business together. I mean, I don't even know how many zesters he owns.

  Marvin : There's more. There's a clause, and it's going to sound a little strange, but it's right here in her will.

  Max : Just tell us.

  Marvin : You must both be married to claim the restaurant.

  Max : [laughs]  You're serious?

  Gemma : To each other?

  Marvin : No, you just need to be married.

  Max : Oh, that's a relief.

  Marvin : Are either of you married?

  Max : No.

  Gemma : No.

  Marvin : There's one other thing.

  Gemma : What? We need a baby, too?

  Marvin : You must provide proof of marriage within three weeks or the restaurant goes to the Rosa's nephew Santos, who plans to tear it down and build a condo.

  Max : I'm sorry. Marvin, are you joking? Are there hidden cameras in here? I...

  Marvin : I'm afraid not. These are Rosa's last wishes. She didn't want either of you to end up alone.