Modern Family (TV Series)

Election Day (2012)

Sarah Hyland: Haley Dunphy

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Quotes 

• Phil Dunphy : Councilwoman Dunphy, how do you respond to allegations that you look super sexy in your new suit?

  Claire Dunphy : I haven't been elected yet. Come on, kids! We gotta vote! Honey, come on. Please stop filming.

  Phil Dunphy : I'm just excited. After today, you are going to be a councilwoman, and I am going to be a First Husband.

  Claire Dunphy : Well, if you don't stop filming, you're going to be *my* first husband. All right, everybody, come on! You know what you're doing, kids? You guys are manning the phone banks. Alex, you're in charge of that.

  Haley Dunphy : What? Why is she in charge? And wh-what's a phone bank?

  Alex Dunphy : That's why.

• Haley Dunphy : [about college acceptance letters]  This whole waiting to hear thing has been a nightmare since the very first letter.

  Haley Dunphy : [flashback]  I'm too nervous; I can't do it.

  Alex Dunphy : [Snatches the letter]  'Dear Miss Dunphy, we regret to inform you... '

  Haley Dunphy : What? Don't leave me hanging!

  Haley Dunphy : What? Don't leave me hanging!

  [Back to present] 

  Haley Dunphy : After that, I decided to only tell my parents good news.

  [Holds up a bunch of letters] 

  Haley Dunphy : I have one school left, and the only good news I've gotten is that my annoying neighbor Becky is moving back east to Oregon.