- Merle Tucker: [after Lily knocks over a building block tower] Kids love to destroy things.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Not Manny. He's always been a little bit too serious. I would make the buildings, and he would inspect them. And if they weren't up to code, ay, ay, ay, the paperwork.
- Alex Dunphy: You know what I'll never forget? The time my dad spent the entire day trying to create a special memory for me.
- [Phil kisses her on the forehead]
- Alex Dunphy: Or when a pregnant lady slipped in my vomit.
- Jay Pritchett: I remember Mitchell, one time, karate-chopped a plate glass window. Got 17 stitches.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Ah, yes, I love that story! Which one of the Charlie's Angels he was being again?
- Manny Delgado: I believe I was clear the bedrooms were off-limits. Young lady, I don't think you're ready up here
- [points at girl's head]
- Manny Delgado: for what you're planning to do up there.
- Claire Dunphy: Oh, Luke, we have some bad news for you. It's about Walt. I'm afraid... he passed away.
- Phil Dunphy: Um, if happened yesterday. He finished writing an angry letter to the Postmaster General, and he just fell asleep.
- Luke Dunphy: Okay.
- Phil Dunphy: It was very peaceful. Not the letter, that was full of threats, but...