Big Mouth (TV Series)

F**ked Up Friday (2022)

Nick Kroll: Nick Birch, Maury Beverley, Lola Skumpy, Coach Steve, Rick, Stu

Quotes 

• Marty Glouberman : [Andrew as Marty]  Mrs. Birch, I need to talk to Nick.

  Diane Birch : Marty?

  Marty Glouberman : [panicked in fright]  No. I mean, yes. Yeah. I mean... Would you just put Nick on, please?

  Diane Birch : [calls on Nick]  Nick, Andrew's dad is on the phone for you.

  [holds the phone to him] 

  Seamus MacGregor : [tired]  Mr. Glouberman?

  Marty Glouberman : Oh, Sorry, Grandpa MacGregor, I needed to talk to Nick.

  Seamus MacGregor : This is Nick. Wait. Why is my voice so weird? And why do I feel my skeleton?

  Marty Glouberman : Aw, SHIT. Nick, it happened to you too.

  Seamus MacGregor : [Nick as Seamus]  What happened?

  Marty Glouberman : This is Andrew.

  [looks at his underwear] 

  Marty Glouberman : I woke up in my dad's body.

  Seamus MacGregor : WHAT? What are you talking about?

  Marty Glouberman : [shocked]  JUST GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR!

  [he goes looking in the mirror looking like an old man, and gets shocked] 

  Seamus MacGregor : AH! MY FACE. MY BODY.

  Rick : Oh, shit, Nick. You turned into a California Raisin.

  Seamus MacGregor : I'm my fucking grandpa. Oh GOD! Do you think this has happened to anyone else?

• [first lines] 

  [fades in recap of the ninth episode] 

  Andrew Glouberman : I wish my dad could stop being such an asshole.

  Nick Birch : I wish I had my parents back.

  Jessi Glaser : I wish... my dad would love me the way he loves that STUPID BABY.

  Missy Foreman-Greenwald : [points at Nathan Fillion]  I wish I was irresistible.

  Jay Bilzerian : I wish I wasn't ME.

  [he looks at the moon when a shooting star shoots in twinkling from the sky]