- Conan O'Brien: [during Fan Corrections] You see, Megan, you say that veins don't carry oxygenated blood? Well, that would be true of MOST people...
- [audience laughter]
- Conan O'Brien: but it's not true of ME! Take a look at this VERY rare video... from my childhood.
- Doctor: [on a vintage film reel, giving a young Conan a check-up] Well this child is a medical miracle! His arteries and veins BOTH carry oxygenated blood to his brain! He's headed for greatness, probably somewhere on basic cable television!
- Conan O'Brien: [after the clip ends] When I said "video", I think what I meant to say was "Super 8 film".
- Andy Richter: Right, sure. And...
- Conan O'Brien: 'Cause they didn't have video THEN.
- Andy Richter: They didn't have video, but they didn't have doctors that knew about basic cable.
- Conan O'Brien: [after audience laughter] I don't wanna hear any fan corrections about this Fan Correction. We're moving on.
- [mimes pushing up glasses; in nerdy voice]
- Conan O'Brien: We've got you NOW! Right where we want you!