Modern Family (TV Series)
Snip (2012)
Nolan Gould: Luke Dunphy
Quotes
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Luke Dunphy : He's having an ass-ectomy. I hear things.
Haley Dunphy : You're getting your tonsils out?
Alex Dunphy : Ugh! This family needs a dumbass-ectomy.
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Alex Dunphy : What's with all the yogurt?
Luke Dunphy : Shh! Durkas has been breaking into my locker. But I've got a little revenge planned.
Alex Dunphy : Sorry. I just remembered I don't really care.
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Luke Dunphy : [Claire has accidentally set off the yogurt trap in his school locker] Mom?
Claire Dunphy : Luke!
Luke Dunphy : What are you doing?
Claire Dunphy : I was dropping off your science project.
Luke Dunphy : Not to my locker! When are you ever gonna stop embarrassing me?