Coffee - the gateway drug. Ed - a would-be novelist. Desperate to find that golden idea. He knows the risks he is taking. He's seen the reports. Coffee leads from cup to cup to hard bean dependency. Anti bean posters haunt the streets, whilst advocates flaunt their notoriety amongst the mainstream. Void of any true, natural talent and fresh out of ideas, Ed's at the end of the line. It's time to cross over to the other side.
—Anonymous