Quotes
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John Anguish : Adam, the reason why i used to beat you up is because I was jealous of you.
Adam : ...Go on.
John Anguish : I didn't get it exactly but girls liked you and you seemed so happy with Corri and everything. You had everything and I had nothing even though you're like an even gayer Hobbit.
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John Anguish : [Mocking Joe's voice] "I'm going to Hollywood! I'm gonna be a great director! My name is Joe!" You have to admit that sounds almost exactly like you.
[to Adam]
John Anguish : If somebody called you on the phone with that voice you would think it was Joe.
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Joe : I'm sorry that your life is in the shitter and I hope and pray that you find whatever peace you're looking for, I honestly do. But I'm not gonna sit here and let some asshole from my past cut me down AGAIN just to make himself feel better.
John Anguish : [to himself] One day at a time, man. One day at a time.
Joe : You are a dick. But you know what I've learned? There's a lot of dicks out there. Like John Landis. But not me and not this dick.
[He points at Adam]
Joe : We are gonna get SHINPADS made.
John Anguish : SHINPADS?
Adam : "When they score... you die."
John Anguish : [to himself] Let go and let God. Let go and let God, man.
Joe : You made fun of me every day. But guess who's laughing now? ME! Let's get out of here.
Adam : Oh... and if you ever make Corri cry again...? I'll cut out your tongue and shove it up your ass. OK? OK.
[Adam slowly pushes the open beer in front of John Anguish's face]
Adam : Honesty.
