Holliston (TV Series)

Honesty (2013)

Joe Lynch: Joe

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Quotes 

• Joe : Hola! Los Pollos Hermanos!

• Laura : Mom, Dad...

  [Pulling Adam close] 

  Laura : ... this is Joe.

  Adam : What?

  Corri : What?

  Joe : Cilantro?

  Axl The Cat : What a comical situation.

• Adam : Pablo, the toilets please.

  Joe : Quesedilla.

  Adam : Thank you.

  Joe : Degobah.

• Joe : Have you slept with her?

  Adam : What? No! What are you crazy?

  Joe : Have you thought about it though?

  Adam : Yes- but it was within thirty days of when you first started dating so it's OK.

  Joe : Fair enough.

• Joe : I'm sorry that your life is in the shitter and I hope and pray that you find whatever peace you're looking for, I honestly do. But I'm not gonna sit here and let some asshole from my past cut me down AGAIN just to make himself feel better.

  John Anguish : [to himself]  One day at a time, man. One day at a time.

  Joe : You are a dick. But you know what I've learned? There's a lot of dicks out there. Like John Landis. But not me and not this dick.

  [He points at Adam] 

  Joe : We are gonna get SHINPADS made.

  John Anguish : SHINPADS?

  Adam : "When they score... you die."

  John Anguish : [to himself]  Let go and let God. Let go and let God, man.

  Joe : You made fun of me every day. But guess who's laughing now? ME! Let's get out of here.

  Adam : Oh... and if you ever make Corri cry again...? I'll cut out your tongue and shove it up your ass. OK? OK.

  [Adam slowly pushes the open beer in front of John Anguish's face] 

  Adam : Honesty.

• Joe : Mesquite ensalada Guillermo del Toro upside down question mark?