Quotes
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Adam : I can't do this, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I... am an even gayer Hobbit.
Laura's Dad : What's a Hobbit?
Adam : I like men. I'm into guys and, and... second breakfast...
Laura : -Enough!
Adam : -Oh, thank God.
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Laura : I know what a big deal it was for you when I left Colombia and moved to the States. I wanted to make you proud but Daddy you had this whole list of things about the type of guy you didn't want me to be with and... Joe sorta fits everything on that list. But I love him. I love him so much that sometimes I can't even stand it. When I'm not near him it feels like every single one of my bones is breaking. It hurts. I guess I just don't want you to make me move back home because... if I can't be near Joey... my heart will stop beating.
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Laura's Dad : Do you really love this man, Laura?
Laura : I really love this man, Papa.
Laura's Dad : Does he make you happy?
Laura : He makes me happy.
Laura's Dad : Can he provide for you?
Laura : He makes me happy.
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Laura's Dad : Do you love my daughter?
Adam : Well... I mean love's a pretty broad word, you know what I'm saying? It's like, I love a lot of things. I love ARMY OF DARKNESS, I love my Jenna Haze fleshlight, I love, um...
Laura : Corri.
Adam : C- Corri. Who's- what?
