Holliston (TV Series)
Joe's Soda (2013)
Adam Green: Adam
Quotes
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Oderus Urungus : I'm an alien monster not Casper the stupid ghost!
Adam : Friendly. Casper's a friendly ghost.
Oderus Urungus : Oh whatever. He sucks and you suck for knowing that!
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Corri : I'm bleeding! I'm bleeding!
Joe : Apparently so is Adam this week.
Corri : Some guy bit me on my arm!
Laura : We've all got problems today, Corri. I'm trying to fill out a wicked hard application, take a number.
Corri : I am bleeding!
Joe : My Diet Coke is flat! Do we really wanna start this right now, Corri?
Adam : Some guy bit you? Where?
Laura : On her arm. Do you even read the scripts you write?
Adam : No, I mean where did it happen?
Corri : I was walking out of the hospital and some crazy guy was being dragged in by the EMT.
Laura : Aww, I always get so sad when ET goes home.
Corri : No, EMT? The ambulance driver?
Laura : [Pointing to Corri's injury, ala ET] "Ooooouch."
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Corri : A werewolf? Seriously? How much have you guys had to drink tonight?
Joe : Not a drop! There's no carbonation in this soda whatsoever!
Adam : Not now, Joe.
Joe : Oh, Oh, let's just make it all about the B-story, huh?
Adam : B-Story? What's the A-story line?
Joe : [Joe points at his flat Diet Coke]
Adam : Wow, we're getting pretty desperate for story lines, huh?
Joe : Yeah.
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Adam : Hold still, Guy from American Werewolf in London.
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Corri : If you don't let me go to the bathroom right now I am never talking to any of you again ever.
Adam : Get the party bucket, Joe.
Corri : The party bucket?
Joe : You know, sometimes when you've got the spins and...
Corri : - I am not peeing in a bucket!
Adam : Fine! I'll take you to the bathroom.
Corri : No. Laura can take me.
Adam : I really think I should be the one to take you to the bathroom, Corri.
Corri : You are not watching me pee, Adam.
Adam : Damnit.
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Adam : You're dreaming, dreaming, dreaming. Go back to sleep, sleep, sleep. Get back together with Adam, Adam Adam...
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Lance Rockett : Fake Eddie Van Halen is passing a kidney stone so the band is on hiatus until he pops that sucker out.
Adam : How metal.
Lance Rockett : Kidney stones are not metal. Lance Rockett always says, "Drink plenty of water, watch for calcium build-up, and stay in school." Words I live by. That, and... "Always shave the taint."