- Molly Garfunkel: Zander, you think Popular is a good song. Don't you?
- [everyone directs their attention to Zander]
- Zander Robbins: It's not a song I would sing! Or listen too. But yeah, it's a good song!
- Molly Garfunkel: Ah! Insult wrapped in a compliment! I like it!
- Zander Robbins: Just doing my thing Baby!
- Stevie Baskara, Grace King: [to each other, simultaneously] WEIRD!
- Kacey Simon: Hey Willy! You're like Michael Jordan out there: OLD!
- [gang yells in agreement, Zander imitates an old man with a cane]
- Molly Garfunkel: Yeah, I've seen less fowls on the Piazzas of Venice!
- [gang looks confused and perplexed]
- Molly Garfunkel: You know, fowls? Like Pigeons?
- [gang realizes what she meant]
- Zander Robbins: Oh! Pigeon Man!
- Kacey Simon: [to Molly] Highbrow smack! I like it!
- [repeated line]
- Molly Garfunkel, Grace King: Perf Power!
- [the Perfs sigh and do their signature poses]