How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Good Crazy (2012)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Marshall Eriksen : Hope Lily's okay.
Barney Stinson : Okay, that's it bro, we're turning off our phones for one hour.
Marshall Eriksen : Motion denied.
Barney Stinson : Okay, you leave me no choice. Proposal, you give me one hour of phone-free bro time during which we - and by "we" I mean you - get magnificently, mythologically drunk, I'm talking needing-subtitles-when-you-speak drunk. If you can give me that, I... will wear this.
[shows Ducky Tie]
Marshall Eriksen : [In awe] The... the Ducky Tie. I thought you threw it away!
Barney Stinson : I did... it came back.
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Marshall Eriksen : [to waitress] Excuse me miss, when you get the chance can you bring me 100 shots of tequila please?
Barney Stinson : I'll have the same.
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Barney Stinson : How's the single life?
Ted Mosby : I wouldn't know. After this whole Robin thing, I'm laying low.
Barney Stinson : Laying low as in sleeping with a really short chick? You guys doing thirty nine?
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Marshall Eriksen : So there's no baby boot camp at the Paramus Waldorf?
[Barney shakes his head]
Marshall Eriksen : Is there even a Paramus Waldorf?
Barney Stinson : [gives him a weird look] Bro.
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Barney Stinson : Oh, Yobin.
Ted Mosby : No, Robyn. And for the rest of the night, every time I looked at her, I just saw Robin's face
Barney Stinson : Well I should hope so.
Ted Mosby : No, our Robin. Robin with an 'i.'
Barney Stinson : Uh, our Robin has two eyes, my friend, but that's good, you're forgetting what she looks like.