In her opening monologue, host
Chelsea Handler tries to provide some answers to the burning question of our day. Chelsea and her round table panelists
Ryan Stout,
Retta and
Ross Mathews discuss
Lindsay Lohan helping mom
Dina Lohan celebrate her fiftieth birthday,
Mitt Romney's statement that he'd have a better shot at winning the election if his parents were Mexican, fans reporting that the photos of
Kristen Stewart and
Rupert Sanders' affair is a hoax, a woman arrested four times in twenty-six hours hours for blasting music too loudly, and eighteen airport workers being arrested for allegedly stealing over 100,000 mini liquor bottles. And Chelsea chats with guest
Eva Longoria about her upcoming stint hosting the
2012 ALMA Awards (2012) at which Latino-American Olympic athletes will be honored, her large household of unrelated people, her love of cooking, her work to get President
Barack Obama reelected and speaking at the Democratic National Convention, and dating quarterback
Mark Sanchez.
—Huggo