- Director: Trina, are these your amigas?
- Trina Vega: No, this is my mean sister and her rude friend.
- Jade West: Hey! Do NOT call me her friend!
- Posey: I thought you didn't like tomato juice.
- Andre Harris: Yeah, but maybe if I drink enough of it, it'll kill me.
- Cat Valentine: Oh, I know an old man named Parnell. His wife says things to him like, 'Hey, Parnell. You want to eat some pancakes on a rocket ship?'
- Erwin Sikowitz: [Gets very close to Cat's face] Nobody ever knows what you're talking about.
- Cat Valentine: [giggles] You have man breath.