Delivery Man (2013)

Chris Pratt: Brett

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• David : Congratulations, "darling".

  Brett : I had it. I had pitched the perfect game, and I had to screw the whole thing up. My mother saw the whole thing on TV.

  David : She must have been surprised to find out that you had a male lover.

  Brett : No. She said she always suspected it. She told me we would make a lovely couple.

  David : And your kids?

  Brett : They think it's cool.

• Brett : My children know that they are too old to be aborted.

• David : Do your kids play professional basketball?

  Brett : No, not to my knowledge but I will enquire. They don't tell me everything.

• Brett : Stop everything for the rest of your life. Every time you have an idea, I want you to come to me and as your friend, I will shoot your idea down.