Teacher's Pet (TV Series)

Being Mrs. Leadready (2000)

David Ogden Stiers: Mr. Jolly

Quotes 

• Spot Helperman : Dilemma: Scott should have a fashionable mother. Someone who's not afraid to show a little leg. But... would her knees be this scabby?

  [He shudders] 

  Spot Helperman : I guess we'll have to go with the less stylish mid-calf length to hide the scabs. Oh, well. We'll just draw the eye away from the problem area with a bold scarf statement. Pretty Boy! Be a dear and fly me over that polka dot number.

  Pretty Boy : This is sick.

  Leonard Amadeus Helperman : Yeah! I keep telling him! Boys are not meant to play their dog's mother.

  Pretty Boy : No, I'm talking about a polka dot scarf with a floral dress. I'm retchin' here from a clash already!

  [Mr. Jolly blows a raspberry] 

  Mr. Jolly : Since when are you Mr. Fashion?

  Pretty Boy : Since they started papering my cage with the Style section, Smart Guy.