Modern Family (TV Series)
Open House of Horrors (2012)
Rodney To: Sam
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Quotes
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Lily Tucker-Pritchett : Do you know other princesses?
Sam : Trust me. I know lots.
Mitchell Pritchett : Okay, bedtime.
Cameron Tucker : Oh, no, it's not that late.
Lily Tucker-Pritchett : Do you know my mom? She's a princess.
Mitchell Pritchett : She's exhausted. She's not making sense. She's so tired.
Lily Tucker-Pritchett : Daddy, you told me!
Cameron Tucker : What-what is she talking about, Mitchell?
Lily Tucker-Pritchett : My real mom. She is, right?
Cameron Tucker : Okay, I think we need to have a little talk.
Lily Tucker-Pritchett : Uh-oh.
Mitchell Pritchett : Sam, do you notice how slim Cam's getting?
Cameron Tucker : Nice try.
[to Sam]
Cameron Tucker : I will be back for that answer.
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Sam : I noticed you walking in with your wife earlier. She's stunning.
Jay Pritchett : You know my favorite part of that compliment? You knew she was my wife. Half the world thinks she's my daughter.
Sam : Well, if you ask me, she's a lucky girl. Bummer for me, though. Handsomest man in here and he's taken.
Jay Pritchett : I'll bet you do all right with the boys.
Sam : I do. It's the men I'm interested in.
Jay Pritchett : You just put it all right out there, don't you?
Sam : I always try to hold a little something back.
Cameron Tucker : [Sees them talking] Oh, my gosh.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [Stops him] No, no, no, no, no, no. Leave him.
Cameron Tucker : No, but you know that's a...
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I know. He needs this.
Cameron Tucker : Okay.
Sam : It was great meeting you, Jay.
Jay Pritchett : You, too, Sam.
Cameron Tucker : Wow. Looks like somebody really likes you.
Jay Pritchett : What can I say? I still got it.